Finally

Hillary's announced.

big whoop. didn't see that coming at all. no siree.

and, apparently, she has no last name. "Hillary for President." Hillary who?

or maybe it's a campaign strategy to sell her candidacy as a 22-year old cocktail waitresses. "hi! my name is Candy! I totally wanna be, like, your president!"

c'mon. act like the former First Lady (of one of the most popular presidents in recent memories) and the U.S. Senator that you are.